Sunday, April 26, 2009

Nutbag Parents Give New Meaning to "Take Your Kids To Work Day"

Last week was "Take Your Daughters To Work Day." My husband took our middle child to his office. She helped him file. They had lunch together. She got to see how Daddy makes a living.

These nutbags had the same idea.

BAD idea.

Erika Santana, 23, was accused on Wednesday of driving a getaway minivan with her 2 young kids (ages 4 years and 5 months) inside, fleeing with them after the baby's father, 22-year-old Hugo Lantigua, and his friend, 19-year-old Pedro Camillo, burglarized two homes in Queens, New York.

Santana, Lantigua and Camillo face charges including burglary, criminal possession of a weapon and endangering the welfare of a child. The could serve up to 25 years in prison if convicted.

"It is unthinkable that a mother and father would put their children in harm's way while allegedly committing these crimes. It is even more unimaginable that they would allegedly do so with a loaded handgun in their vehicle," Queens District Attorney Richard Brown said.


Sunday, April 19, 2009

Nutbag Kills 2 Over Lice

Apparently, for some people, lice is much more serious than just having an itchy head and needing to shell out a few bucks for lice shampoo.

For some people, it's worth killing over.

In Kazan, a Russian town 430 miles east of Moscow, a 26-year-old karate expert has been charged with beating to death a 61-year-old woman and her son. He apparently burst into their home, which was the room next to his in a hostel, and used karate moves to beat them to death. The husband of the dead woman was also beaten with the karate moves, but the 58-year-old survived his injuries.

The reason? According to state investigator Eduard Abdulllin: "The family were poor and drank a lot. He blamed them for infections his wife and the entire corridor with lice."

The suspect, who studied karate for seven years, faces life in prison if convicted.

Mr. Miyagi would be very disappointed.