Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Bad Baby Name #1: Was "Satan" Already Taken?

My dear bloggies, I enjoy baby names. When I learn that someone I know is pregnant, my first question is: "What are you naming the baby?" I'm just fascinated by what people choose to name their children. Personally, I prefer unusual (but not bizarre) names with personal meaning. I also love it when people name a baby for a beloved deceased family member...it's such a sweet way to honor that person in my opinion. I do love some traditional and Biblical names, and even a few of the trendy ones. But let's face it: there are some baby names that make you wonder "What the hell were those parents thinking?!?!?!?"

To that end, I offer a new column (so to speak) of my blog: Bad Baby Names. Feel free to comment; if you love the name, or agree with me that it's just awful. I hope you enjoy this column, either way.

Just a note: I am not, nor will I ever, attack a child. All babies are beautiful, all children deserving of love, respect and honor. All children are created equal....all baby names, however, aren't. Now, on to the show....




Today's Bad Baby Name:

Zhyan Demon

Now, I'm assuming the first name is pronounced like "Zion," I name I actually like. However, this cre8ive spelling is terrible. And the middle name? What on Earth were they thinking? Demon? Talk about giving a child a complex. I also found it funny that the father's nickname is "Pig." So we've got Pig and Demon here....now, I don't like to say that a name will gaurentee you teasing....but this one's a lock. It's also such a strange juxtaposition....Zhyan (Zion), being a place of Biblical triumph, and Demon being a creature of Biblical ire. It does, however, answer the age-old question: what would the child of Charlotte Church and Anton le Vey be named? Now we know.


I found this name here....I couldn't make this stuff up.

20 Comments:

At 10:46 PM, Blogger Rich Rosenthal II said...

Standing in the Science fiction section of the local bookstore I overheard a couple discusing their baby "Ainikin" with a friend as they perused Dungeon and Dragons manuels. I had to run away so as to keep from asking, "How could you?" or laughing in their face.

 
At 7:49 AM, Blogger motomama said...

You should check out the site "Not Without My Handbag." She trolls baby name message boards to find gems. Some of the stuff is hilarious.

http://www.notwithoutmyhandbag.com/babynames/index.html

Glad you stopped by, Angel!

 
At 5:15 PM, Blogger Shy said...

i work as a data entry operator so i get to see a lot of names that should not be. the latest were Emmanuel Mylourd and Heavenly King.

 
At 2:10 AM, Blogger Zen Angel said...

Wow...those are some BAD names y'all shared with me! It's amazing, isn't it? And yes...I've been to the notwithoutmyhandbag site...I thought it was hilarious (even though all three of my kids' names are on it, lol).

 
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