The John Asscroft Contest

Isn't it amusing, fellow bloggies, how quickly Shrub's retinue is jumping ship? I don't think they thought he'd actually win. How sad for all of us that they were wrong.

In any event, I stumbled across this delicious site:
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT JOHN ASHCROFT CONTEST.

Go ahead and try....I dare you!


Among my favorites:


"It's not surprising John Boy has jumped ship. Now that he has cleansed America of the horrors of topless statues, he's off to Hooters to celebrate...." (shameless plug alert...this one was mine....)

"Ta ta John ole' boy, We will miss you pissing on the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Always remember, the cream rises to the top....and so does the scum."

"The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you."

"We should applaud his selfless quest to protect all humankind from the joint scourges of freedom and liberty."

"He's not directly responsible for as many deaths as the asswipe taking his place."

"He is no longer in office. There is no greater gift he could have given us. It is exceptionaly nice of him to leave."


So with those kind words, we bid adieu to John Asscroft, enemy of naked stoned tits and advocate of right-wing extremists nationwide....hey, Johnny? Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.