Quiz #6: Which Horrible Edward Gorey Death Will You Die?

Yep, another quiz. What can I say, I'm up, I'm in pain and I'm bored.


My results:


You will drink too much gin. Not the worst way to
die, but you won't remember too much of your
life. Hey, at least you made some people laugh!


What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Hmmm....well, for starters, I LOATHE gin. I never drink it. It always tastes as if it were still distilled in bathtubs. Nasty bathtubs. Dirty, lime-ridden bathtubs. Tom Arnold's bathtub. I prefer whiskey...Jack Daniels.

That, plus the above, reminds me of a little song we used to sing at summer camp (Hail! Camp Campbellgaurd!):

"Rye whiskey, rye whiskey, rye whiskey I cry.
If I don't get rye whiskey, I think I will die.
If the ocean were whiskey and I were a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up."

Thanks, Dad...that was money well-spent. I still can't canoe worth a shit...but I know the Rye Whiskey Song!