Saturday, November 26, 2005

Nutbag Tom Cruise Buys Sonogram Machine

For those who enjoy my periodic bashing of Nutbag Extraordinaire, Tom Cruise, I offer up the following:

Cruise buys sonogram machine for Holmes

Tom Cruise has made an unusual purchase for his fiancee Katie Holmes — one that will let them see the development of their baby. "I bought a sonogram machine," Cruise says on ABC's "Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2005," to air Nov. 29 (10 p.m. EST).

Excerpts of the interview are published in the latest issue of People magazine, on newsstands tomorrow.

The 43-year-old actor said the couple will do their own sonograms, which show fetus development with ultrasound waves. Cruise said he will donate the machine to a hospital after the baby is born. Sonogram machines range in cost from $25,000 to $200,000.

Holmes' pregnancy was announced in early October. The couple, who have been dating since April, became engaged in June.

"We are gonna get married next summer or early fall," Cruise told Walters. "We don't have a date set yet."

Cruise said he didn't know if the baby is a boy or a girl. He has two children, Connor, 10, and Isabella, 12, from his marriage to Nicole Kidman. It will be the first child for 26-year-old Holmes.

So let me get this straight...he claims his religion prohibits anti-depressants, but allows its members to do their own home sonograms? Anyone else hear a cuckoo clock going off?

And for those who REALLY love to make fun of ol' Jumpin' Tom, I give you this link. It's a satire, but's so realistic, so utterly believable that the rampaging idiot would do such a thing...that when it was posted on one of my message boards, most people thought it was a real news story:

Tom Cruise Takes Out Pregnancy Restraining Order Against Brooke Sheilds



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